Caterham School Blood Bowl League feed Blood bowl league RSS feed en-EN Fri, 19 Jul 2019 22:57:31 +0000 OBBLM 0.96 Match: The Drunkards (1) vs. Dwarful (0) lost both troll slayers 2019-04-06 12:31:29 Match: Froggy Time (2) vs. Aenarion’s Epic Eliminators (1) 2019-01-30 13:36:17 Match: Froggy Time (3) vs. Aaron's Orcs (0) Let’s hope Aaron doesn’t foul with his Blitzer again 2018-12-09 09:05:03 Match: Aenarion’s Epic Eliminators (3) vs. Norse and Norser (0) What a game! A truly diverse experience full of blocking, passing, dodging and running. I thoroughly enjoyed this game. Demo derby 😉 2018-12-05 14:15:40 Match: The Baggies (0) vs. Angels of Annúminas (2) Great game! Bless Annúminas our sacred deity! 2018-10-04 16:57:24 Team news by Angels of Annúminas Stupid goblins, argh! Damn to the people who created you! 2018-10-02 16:42:24 Team news by Angels of Annúminas Bless Annúminas, we have defeated the retched Norsca barbarics! 2018-09-28 15:48:42 Match: Norse and Norser (0) vs. Angels of Annúminas (3) Brilliant match, from both sides It wasn’t a wise choice to have no rerolls - It finished 3-0 to the Angles of Annúminas (Bless Annúminas) ~ diesel out (I am sending a Norse race guide to him) Ok match first in a while but still very fun not great having no re rolls but nice to have one in the second half - Stu 2018-09-27 16:03:03 Match: The Failed Experimentz (1) vs. Froggy Time (3) A crazy match where it feels like every turn there was a casualty with the ball changing hands every couple of turns. Going into the second half it’s 8 against 7 in the Slann’s favour I hope I can pull this off. These blasted frogs keep jumping away from my lovely chainsaw! At least one of the catchy-frogs caught a bomb thinking it was the ball heehee... 2018-09-14 15:43:52 Match: Aaron's Orcs (2) vs. Aenarion’s Epic Eliminators (0) Aaron’s orcs killed everything in their way being surfed or punched. OUCH!!! was the word of the game. Demo Derby 😉 2018-09-13 12:52:20 Match: Froggy Time (4) vs. Angels of Annúminas (1) The first game of the season opened with 3 touchdowns in the first half! Sadly the angels couldn’t manage a one turn to get one back. Froggy time took an early lead, but was swiftly countered when the Angels brought about swift justice upon the head of The Eastern Cricket Frog - splat! RIP Eastern Cricket Frog. Good match, gotta hate those unmodified slann leaps! Games Workshop hello! Well done to Xavier ~ Diesel out 2018-09-11 12:51:11 Announcement by Mr. T: Catzbowl League 2017-18 GRAND FINAL After finishing the league is first and second position, H'N-thur faced The Welsh Dragons for a third time this season. In very close match that involved numerous hilarious situations, ended with a 2-1 win for H'N thur. Congratulations to our League Champions for 2017-18 2018-09-06 18:26:55 Match: The Welsh Dragons (2) vs. Void_Uprising (1) Commander Setekh from the Foundation of United Khemri was drafted in at short notice, he was invaluable to the Uprising when he stripped the ball one his own touch line. Great effort from both teams! 2018-03-28 16:24:29 Match: Void_Uprising (1) vs. GG's Greedy Gits (4) ALL THE FLYING HALFLINGS. AND ONLY ONE OF THEM LANDED ON THEIR HEADS! 2018-03-09 13:32:42 Match: H'N-thur (1) vs. GG's Greedy Gits (1) A hugely entertaining recovery by the Gitz, where they had a sideline cage in turn 7, protecting the ball carrier. The Nurgle tried to force the dodge. GG took a "safe" 3D blitz by a treeman to try to get some SPP, and had to burn the RR on a 3pl skull, leaving him no RR for the run-in for the score. This required 3 dodges. GG used the dodge skill on the second dodge roll, leaving him with a 3+ to equalise, which he promptly did, to wild celebration. 2018-02-22 13:51:08 Team news by The Welsh Dragons After a hard fought loss to the squelching cesspool of the H’N-thur, the mighty Dragons are back stronger than ever. Strangler the Blitzer unfortunately lost his life at the ‘hands’ of the dreaded Nurgle, he was slain valiantly whilst performing a key manoeuvre slightly too close the rabid fans on the sidelines. However, just as the old tales say - 2 days later the saviour who gave his life for his teammates has returned! The Easter Bunny graces us with his presence on the team roster taking up Strangler’s place in the front row. Bert suffered a minor injury whilst dancing with the disgusting Beast of Nurgle, in a post-match interview Bert quipped, “Ow”. Both Stomper and Openside managed to rid this mortal plain of a Nurgle player, the latter was caused by a both-down roll which saw Openside shaking off the dust whilst his opponent insisted on biting it. Although the final score was 1-2, Tim the Team Captain is in high spirits as Nuffle has blessed The Dragons and allowed them to play another day. 2018-02-08 09:24:47 Match: The Welsh Dragons (1) vs. H'N-thur (2) In what must be the highlight of the Catzbowl so far, one of the most brutal games the League has ever seen ended with H’N-thur taking it for the 2-1 with the last move of the game. In what looked to be a game that was over after four turns, with Bert and a blitzer leaving the pitch, followed by some KOs. Impressive manoevering by the Wizards saw them equalise, and put up a dogged defence with some players down, including knocking over the blitz and getting tackle zones on Zizsu who was carrying the ball. With three players fully dead, including Quersch the Nurgle Warrior killed by a catcher on a both down at the end of the game, the pyrrhic victory for the nurgle and the dogged play by the humans drew a huge crowd, with both coaches rolling a 6 for the winnings and walking away with 70k. A game to show just how enjoyable the Catzbowl is. Bring on the rest of the season! 2018-02-07 14:55:53 Match: Los Hermanos (0) vs. The Welsh Dragons (2) A fantastic game between the fan-favourite underdogs - The Welsh Dragons, and the choas-flavoured punk-rockers Los Hermanos. The scoreboard did not reflect the intensity of the fight, with 5 Beastmen seeing fairies in the first half and failing to wake up for the second. The remaining 6 Chaos players put up a strong defence in the face of overwhelming numbers and limited the score line to 2-0. Bert was awarded MVP after causing 3 KOs and sending a hard-as-nails Chaos Warrior to the butchers table to MNG, in his usual post-match interview he was asked how he felt about causing so much pain and suffering on the pitch but so much revelry and delight in the stands, and whether he felt like a blunt-instrument being wielded by Nuffle himself. Bert pondered only for an hour before declaring, “Me go now?”. 2018-01-19 14:05:30 Match: GG's Greedy Gits (0) vs. The Welsh Dragons (2) A bunch of anklebiters versus a well trained group of rugby afficienados. How did you expect it to turn out. Yeah. That's what happened. A disappointing result for the Dragons, most of the team had placed bets on themselves to score 20 TD in the first half. Although out-of-pocket, Tim the Team Captain tells us that his squad enjoyed the game immensely, possibly a little too much enjoyment was had when a Treeman failed a take-root roll and was simply left behind. In a post-match interview, Bert was asked for his opinion on the popularity of Stunty teams, and whether he thought that playing against hordes of halflings was taking its toll on the moral fibre of the team - possibly damaging the integrity of the great sport. Bert eloquently replied, ‘Who?’. Nuffle did not see fit to grace the kobold-halflings with an all-expenses paid trip to eternity, in fact not a single serious injury was picked up. Where’s the fun in that? 2018-01-18 14:05:10 Match: homo humie homies (2) vs. Damaged bodypart (0) auto concede ez game nice mvps i am happy 2017-01-20 13:06:36